The Week and the Strong in Review
If your first drink didn’t come from your parent’s medicine, liquor cabinet, you’re not a ‘Merican. Plus, if that first shot wasn’t some unidentifiable, syrupy, green alcohol, you weren’t doing it right. Not to minimize, but please. In twenty years, the kids today are going to recount their first hits happily just like our first time getting drunk or what we did to score some happy juice. When you replaced the gin with water, who did you really think you were fooling? Same goes with my Weed in the sock drawer kids. I know how much I have.
Sunday Morning Hits with Kantrite
Am I the only the guy on the couch hitting the bong missing the Free Credit Dot Com Band? I miss those three happy-go-lucky stoners. Not only did it seem like they had fun playing together, but I would have liked to hang out with them, banging the gong talking credit scores at the Renaissance Fair or on the swings in the playground…Maybe I’m just old fashion, but the new Credit Bands are all coming off like the next Vampire Weekend clones…
One of the best events that ever happened for stoners is when Michael Phelps was shown hitting the bong. I know this was bad for Mike, but for many straight people, this was a wake-up call that maybe a guy could puff and still pull in eight Golds. Now the newest happy face for WEED is Paris Hilton. Pretty soon there will be the home game much like Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? “What in the World? Where’s Paris gonna get busted Next?” I’m predicting the French Riviera, 3 grams Lebanese hash, with Greek Shipping Heir professional bull-rider. Fingers are crossed.
Peruvians Find New Use for Vuvuzelas
By: The $@bs If you’ve watched even a nanosecond of the World Cup, you’ve been plagued by the ever-so-irritating buzz of the vuvuzelas in the stadium. What good is the vuvuzela then, except to torment the general public at large? Glad you asked, but you should be asking Peruvian drug dealers. They’ve found that the … Read more
Legal Gun Owners Threatened With Lethal Force By Police in Drug War
Legal gun owners are victims of the use of lethal force by police carrying out warrant searches for drugs, says Pete Guither of the Drug War Rant. Guither fears the recent decision by the Supreme Court to nullify Chicago’s infamous gun-ban – effectively nullifying local gun-bans nation-wide - will lead to the implementation of police-accesible registries … Read more
CA NAACP Supports Marijuana Legalization Initiative
The NAACP isn’t recognized for its efforts to end the drug war because, well, that’s not really their thing. Actually, that wasn’t their thing, but now it is. Because of the devastating effects of the drug war on minorities, the the leadership of the California chapter of the NAACP announced on Monday that the organization … Read more
Stossel Hosts Legitimate One-Hour-Long Drug War Debate on Fox Business TV
A few days ago, John Stossel hosted an honest and legitimate one-hour-long debate regarding the Drug War on the Fox Business channel. I point out that it was an honest and legitimate debate because, often, drug-war debates on TV aren’t. The hosts of the show usually allow guests to cite false facts and misinformation for … Read more
Strain Review: Blue Dream
by Hayes Hemingway Blue Dream is a phenomenal sativa with super soothing effects. It’s also one of the most-yielding strains. The high typically provides patients with alertness and heightened sense of focus almost instantly. These plants didn’t meet the grower’s expectations and I still would rate that batch 10/10. The wonderfully fragrant orange-haired buds eliminated … Read more
Weed is Medicine: Sativex, Liquid Marijuana, Cleared for Prescription Use in United Kingdom
Whenever the scientific community gets a chance to study marijuana honesty and openly, the conclusion is often that marijuana is a relatively harmless plant that can be used as medicine to treat a variety of mental and physical ailments, which is why it is extremely important that the UK has approved for prescription use Sativex, … Read more
Sarah Palin May Surprise You With Her Stance on the Drug War
Sarah Palin is often ridiculed for lacking intelligence and empathy, and she often only supports policies that her team considers popular and politically safe. Oddly enough, finishing your term as an elected governor for one of the 50-states isn’t on that list. Never one to bore America, she is full of surprises, though they are … Read more
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