Peruvians Find New Use for Vuvuzelas
By: The $@bs
If you’ve watched even a nanosecond of the World Cup, you’ve been plagued by the ever-so-irritating buzz of the vuvuzelas in the stadium. What good is the vuvuzela then, except to torment the general public at large? Glad you asked, but you should be asking Peruvian drug dealers. They’ve found that the long, thin plastic horns are the perfect place to store their weed. Two Peruvian women were arrested in Lima for trying to sell 100 small bags of marijuana they had stuffed into vuvuzelas. First they didn’t qualify for the cup being held in South Africa, and now they lost their weed. Bogus.
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