Sunday Morning Hits with Kantrite
Am I the only the guy on the couch hitting the bong missing the Free Credit Dot Com Band? I miss those three happy-go-lucky stoners. Not only did it seem like they had fun playing together, but I would have liked to hang out with them, banging the gong talking credit scores at the Renaissance Fair or on the swings in the playground…Maybe I’m just old fashion, but the new Credit Bands are all coming off like the next Vampire Weekend clones…
One of the best events that ever happened for stoners is when Michael Phelps was shown hitting the bong. I know this was bad for Mike, but for many straight people, this was a wake-up call that maybe a guy could puff and still pull in eight Golds. Now the newest happy face for WEED is Paris Hilton. Pretty soon there will be the home game much like Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? “What in the World? Where’s Paris gonna get busted Next?” I’m predicting the French Riviera, 3 grams Lebanese hash, with Greek Shipping Heir professional bull-rider. Fingers are crossed.
Peruvians Find New Use for Vuvuzelas
By: The $@bs If you’ve watched even a nanosecond of the World Cup, you’ve been plagued by the ever-so-irritating buzz of the vuvuzelas in the stadium. What good is the vuvuzela then, except to torment the general public at large? Glad you asked, but you should be asking Peruvian drug dealers. They’ve found that the … Read more
Legal Gun Owners Threatened With Lethal Force By Police in Drug War
Legal gun owners are victims of the use of lethal force by police carrying out warrant searches for drugs, says Pete Guither of the Drug War Rant. Guither fears the recent decision by the Supreme Court to nullify Chicago’s infamous gun-ban – effectively nullifying local gun-bans nation-wide - will lead to the implementation of police-accesible registries … Read more
